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(no subject) [Oct. 13th, 2004|12:36 am]
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If I fuck anything else this important to me up again, you all have permission to disown me.
Especially Travis. But especially Vargas.

Everybody needs alittle devastation.

paul.
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(no subject) [Aug. 28th, 2004|12:06 pm]
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Mommy, Daddy, Come and look at me now.
I'm a big man in a great big town.
Years ago who would believe it's true.
Goes to show what a little faith can do.


I'm 21 now. see. My hands have dictated so.


Here's more proof of my age.


And still more.


I live with him.


Last night.


Hello. I'm Paul.
It's nice to meet you.
All over again.

Love,
paul.
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welcome back everyone. [Jun. 24th, 2004|10:32 pm]
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OOOOOOOOK. [May. 2nd, 2004|10:30 am]
The Boy Who Lived
Last night was the wrap party for the upcoming feature film "The Celestine Prophecy" which I have been working on for the past few weeks. It was amazingly fun party where I got really drunk and possibly made an ass out of myself in front of people I respect and admire. We have a fantastic cast and crew on this show with many talented people working behind the scenes. Our CGI is being done by RIOT, the guys responsible for The Matrix and Sky Captain And The World Of Tomorrow. Yesterday Robyn Cohen joined the cast for one day of shooting. Those of you who don't know her, you soon will when The Life Aquatic comes out on Christmas. She is the coolest person I have ever met in my life. The first thing she told me: "You like you should be in a Wes Anderson movie." SWOON. Then she said that I could get Willeam Dafoe. Obviously I don't have a heart anymore. It's clearly melted.

Things are going well here in FL. We have 3 days of shooting left and Chris and I are having a blast. I miss my friends terribly, but an experience like this has demonstrated what I would be dealing with if I were to be fortunate enough to have this as my lot in life.

I'm coming home on Thursday and that night Chris and I have to move into our apartment. If anyone wants to help, come on down!
Then on Friday, God comes to the stage with The Shins. I can't wait Micah. See you guys soon. Miss everyone.

Now, no more ranting. PICTURES!

MORRISSEY ON FRIDAYCollapse )
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BOOBIES! [Apr. 13th, 2004|11:12 am]
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I leave for Florida today for the next 23 days. I'm sorry to all the friends I'm leaving. Try to remember me how I was though,
Very drunk, and very cute.
Farewell friends,
please.
Paul.
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Greetings From Spring Break. [Mar. 6th, 2004|02:50 pm]
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[mood |confusedconfused]
[music |"NOOOOOOOOOO lights. NO cameras."]

Last night, Micah Welner, Chris Sullivan, Travis Kray, and one Paul Mastroianni left on an adventure for the ages. DISNEY WORLD!!!!

This is the 1st of many updates.

Travis was lost on the way. Somewhere in D.C.
Good Luck Travis! our hearts are with you!

The Drive to FL. Continued.

In South Carolina, Chris decided he needed fries from burger king. I concurred. The moment we arrived, we noticed "freaks" everywhere. A family of Hillbillies carrying a water jug of urine and so on. Once inside BK Micah was confronted by a young black male employed by BK, who said "I like your hair" to which Micah replied, "Thanks very much".
5 Minutes later, the transaction was complete and we were off in our car...or so we thought.
The same young black male employed by BK came running to the street to stop us from leaving. Had we left a wallet behind???NO. MUCH WORSE.

We rolled down the window and here is the exchange that followed.

Black Male : Y'all from around here?
US: No, we're from way up north.
BM: Are y'all going to be staying in town?
US: No, we're on our way to south FL. Key Largo.
BM: OH. Can I Have your Phone Numbers?
(pause)
US: Uhhhhhh, Why?
BM: So I can Chill out with you guys.
US: But we're not going to be in town at all.
BM: So, Can I have your phone numbers?
US: I don't think...
BM: I can be beautiful too.
(pause)
US: We have to go now, tight schedule. bye.

As we drove off into the long winding highway, we were confronted with several issues and emotions.
The first, FEAR.
The Second...pizza.
Goodbye School World.

Bazooka Duke says "Chew on that!"
Paul, Micah, And Stupid.
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(no subject) [Feb. 25th, 2004|12:28 am]
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I love being a Drunk Redneck.
also. I love being the Uni-Bomber.
This LJ is LAME.
Never fear. 9 days and counting.
SPRING BREAKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pictures galore.
<3
Paul.
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(no subject) [Feb. 23rd, 2004|12:45 pm]
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Uni-Bomb The System.

Your new friend,
The Uni-Bomber.
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(no subject) [Feb. 18th, 2004|06:28 pm]
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1: Open your iTunes or other lesser MP3 player. (Fuck Winamp)
2: Put every song you have on random (no pre-made playlists)
3: Write down the first 20 songs it plays, no matter how embarrassing.

1.I'm A Cuckoo - Belle & Sebastian
2.What Difference Does It Make - The Smiths
3.Bonus Track - The New Amsterdams
4.Shorty Wanna Be A Thug - 2Pac
5.Salad Days - Minor Threat
6.Family Tree - Belle & Sebastian
7.Another Year - Count Me Out
8.In Finie Clock! - The Rapture
9.Death Or Glory - The Clash
10.You Trip Me Up - The Jesus & Mary Chain
11.A Rush And A Push And The Land Is Ours - The Smiths
12.It Just Won't Quit - Meatloaf
13.News @ 11 - Kid Dynamite
14.A Sad History - The Nerve Agents
15.Ooh Do I Love You - Cap'n Jazz
16.Rule Nor Reason - Billy Bragg
17.Eye For A Eye (Your Beef Is Mines) - Mobb Deep
18.Good To Go - Elliot Smith
19.Ten - Jimmy Eat World
20.Passing Me By - The Pharcyde

All and all, not bad.
Paul.
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(no subject) [Feb. 14th, 2004|03:04 pm]
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If anyone wants a Lord Of The Rings Valentine, of which I have many so everyone gets something different, ask me. I won't say no, how could I?

Join the Raid.
Happy Valentines Day.

LORD OF THE VALENTINES,
paul.
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